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Heads up: Garrett Lisi Ted Talk

Well, looks like this will be my first embedded video.

If you haven’t heard of Garrett Lisi, behold! He’s a surfer with a PhD who gained a tremendous amount of popularity over the past year with his “Remarkably Simple Theory of Everything” that he came up with while living in his van with no steady job. He has come up with a way to use a mathematical shape to categorize fundamental particles.

As a little precursor, let me just give you an idea of what he’s actually showing in the videos on his slides. Imagine taking a soccer ball, and a sack full of coins of many currencies (dollar, pound, yen, etc.). You could try to categorize the coins based on similarities between them by placing them on different hexagons on the soccer ball. You could start with the Canadian coins and lay them on the hexagons in increasing denomination. Then do the same with the American coins and so on. Each time you would make sure that the similar coins of different currency — for example Canadian vs. American nickles — are next to each other.

A remarkably inexpensive soccer ball

A remarkably inexpensive soccer ball

This is an analogy (that should be taken with a big pinch of salt) of what particle physicists have been able to do with particles and higher dimensional mathematical shapes instead of coins and soccer balls. Garrett Lisi is suggesting that he has found a better “soccer ball” to put the particles on. The difference between his soccer ball and the one shown in the picture shown above is that his soccer ball extends into more than three dimensions, so the only way he can show it on a screen is to “project” it into two dimensions. In a way he’s showing you the shadow of his soccer ball and then rotating it to show you the different ways the particles are grouped. Hopefully that will at least give you an idea of what you’re looking at.

I should also at this point mention that this is not yet an accepted scientific theory. It still needs to be proven and fleshed out. There are several problems with it that Bee pointed out about a year ago:

To make predictions with this model, one first needs to find a mechanism for symmetry breaking which is likely to become very involved. I think these two points, the cosmological constant and the symmetry breaking, are the biggest obstacles on the way to making actual predictions.

[...] I’ve complained repeatedly, and fruitlessly, about the absence of coupling constants throughout the paper, and want to use the opportunity to complain one more time.

Hopefully the data that will eventually come from the LHC will have something to say about the correctness of this theory and many others like it. Despite its downfalls, it really is quite pretty.

Update: A great “theory of everything” joke via Telescoper:

A string theorist arrives home one evening. When he goes into his house, his wife tells him that she’s hired a private detective who has been following him for the past week and she now knows he’s having an affair with another woman.

“But darling…” says the string theorist. “I can explain everything.”

Dragons at the LHC? (a spoof)

There’s a nice summary of what the LHC might find over at Resonaances. Maybe you won’t find the last two items as funny as I do, but, I find them hilarious. Here’s a taste:

Dragons. Probability $e^{-S_{dragon}}$
This possibility was recently pointed out by Nima Arkani-Hamed. The laws of quantum mechanics allow anything to happen, albeit the probability may be exponentially suppressed for complicated (large entropy) objects. CERN officials maintain there is no imminent danger since the putative LHC dragons will be microscopic (small dragons have the smallest entropy, hence the largest probability to appear in particle collisions) and anyway they will quickly suffocate in the vacuum of the beam pipe. Some researchers, however, have expressed concerns that the dragons might survive, grow, burn ATLAS, kidnap ALICE and lock her in a tower. A more comprehensive study of the potential risks is underway.

Black Holes. Probability $0.1*e^{-S_{dragon}}$
Although microscopic black holes have smaller entropy than typical dragons, the advantage of the latter is that they are consistent with the established laws of physics, whereas TeV-scale black holes are not. There are many indirect arguments against TeV scale gravity, from precision tests, through flavor physics, to cosmology. Certainly, dragons are a bit safer bet.

Ok people, place your bets before the first beam…

Everybody’s talking about it…

The LHC is sending its first beam through the coils of supercooled magnets that run through a giant underground tunnel of 27 kilometer circumference. It all happens September 10th (tomorrow). Physicists and fans around the world will be crossing their fingers hoping for a flawless start up. Although there won’t be any collisions today, tomorrow is symbolic of an 8 billion dollar, 11 year excursion that has finally come to an end. Now, the physics starts. If we’re lucky, we won’t just find what we’re looking for… we’ll find even more.

The wonderful blog, Cosmic Variance, is doing a live blog post of the events leading up to the first beam injection. Some of the readers are also placing their bets on what it will find.